Digital Wanderer

We live as long as we fly

Germany — 1

 

        I thought back then I'd have even more photos, because the rest of the trip participants would give me theirs. They turned out to be hopelessly lazy (or dumb) and not a single one out of 11! uploaded their photos, even though it was extremely simple to do. For that, I'll post them all on the Intarnet with offensive captions, so everybody can stare at 'em and smirk.

There was a bunch of legends attached to the photos, but I'll only remember a few.

At first I was still taking pictures of the hotels we stayed at, but then I got sick of it. The first one was in Poland.

The light-green building of the «Kosmowski» hotel and restaurant stands along a busy road with a pedestrian crossing. A tourist bus is parked at the entrance, and directional road signs are visible. 

Inside, Hotel Kosmowski  is done in a massive-oak style

A room with two single beds on the sides, a window with lacy curtains, and a round table with a chair in the center. The walls are partly pink, partly covered with patterned wallpaper.

Here I am being haunted by artificial intelligence. The TV froze in one spot with some text in Russian and was showing weird geometric shapes.

The screen of a Sony Bravia TV broadcasting the GOD TV channel intro with the text «Bless ISRAEL WITH GOD TV» against a blurred cityscape background. The TV is set against a wall with patterned wallpaper in the form of yellow stylized leaves.

There's a guarantee stuck to the toilet claiming it was thoroughly scrubbed. Nevertheless, I found a disposable paper toilet seat cover in the cabinet, which  I expropriated, guided by iron logic: their toilet is already shining, and I might encounter less cultured water closets on my way. This, by the way, was the only thing I took from the capitalists on my journey.

Textured patterns of wet sand or silt in the foreground meet a water surface glistening from the sunlight in the top right corner.

I have no idea what conditioner and lotion are, so I wouldn't have been able to wash up if I hadn't prudently brought soap from home.

Blue modular floor covering with a perforated geometric pattern consisting of triangles and small dots.

Judging by the little trees, the hotel is new. I'd be hard-pressed to tell you what this decorative conifer is called. Could be a cypress or a pine. My aunt would tell you in a microsecond, but she's in Liepāja. For breakfast at the hotel, they fed and watered us till we burst, the food was averagely tasty, which means better than a regular cafe.

 The light-green hotel building with brown windows and the letters «TEL» on the facade. In front of it are entrances with steps and a ramp, as well as a row of neat conical bushes and a paved walkway.

The next day we headed to our first amusement. Namely, the highly famous Sanssouci palace, meaning "Without cares", which is often called the German Versailles. Attached to the palace is a whopping great park, which could be better described as a forest that stood at attention on the orders of militaristic Germans.

A wide, sunlit gravel alley, framed by tall green trees and stone balustrades with urns, leads to the light-colored palace building in the distance.

"Oh come on, as if I haven't seen palm trees before." But her legs are long, and she wasn't the only one like that!

A young blonde woman in a denim mini-skirt and dark top walks along a park path, holding a small device in her hand and a black bag on her shoulder. In the background, a large potted palm tree, a green lawn, a stone balustrade, and another woman in light trousers and a lilac blouse are visible.

The palace was the summer residence of King Frederick the Great, and for his own beloved self, Fedya did not skimp. He also dictatorially imposed his taste on the architect, and when the guy  told Fyodor to go to hell, he fired the Prussian to the devil and hired a guest worker from Denmark. The result is obvious - Fedot's favorite toy was added to the UNESCO World Heritage list, and tourists started flocking in droves: two million a year.

Palm trees and small deciduous trees in tubs are arranged along the facade of a yellow brick orangery with large glazed windows. 

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A grand yellow orangery palace with columns and arches, surrounded by a lush park. In the foreground is an oval pond with a fountain, along the shores of which visitors are strolling under a clear blue sky.

 

An extensive formal park with a large round fountain, green lawns, and strolling people, beyond which a church spire and city buildings are visible on the horizon under a cloudy sky.

A decorative garden gazebo made of green metal lattice with gilded decorative elements, including a large bas-relief of a sun with a face above the arched entrance. Against the background of trees and a cloudy sky, people are strolling and relaxing around and inside the gazebo.

When we went inside, we were issued giant slippers. You can't really see it here, but they are worn over regular shoes so as not to wear down the marble floor. The stern security lady, however, walked around in shoes. I didn't take photos inside the palace: it's forbidden. Its nine halls look curious enough, although not particularly diverse.

Two wooden crates filled to the brim with gray and a few beige felt slippers with green piping. 

The whole trip I was trying to figure out the traits of which ethnicities were reflected in the face of this little imp. I should have asked, that's what I think, especially since I was chatting with her and her mom the whole way.

A young girl with long hair in a white t-shirt and dark shorts leans her hand on a green hedge, looking down. Behind her spread terraced gardens with stairs leading to a majestic yellow palace with a dome on top, along which people are strolling.

Wow, the bushes sure have overgrown, huh!

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The "Chinese House", a cross between Rococo and Oriental elements.

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This is probably another palace from the complex, but I won't be able to figure out its name anymore.

A majestic red-and-white palace building with a green dome and numerous statues on the roof occupies most of the frame, its right edge partially obscured by scaffolding. On the dirt path in front of the building stands a girl in a striped sweater and a group of people on the wide steps, and on the right, a green truck with a crane is parked.

No, the dude on the windmill doesn't have a bare ass, you're just seeing things.

A dark wooden windmill with four blades, at the entrance of which a person is visible, towering against a blue sky with clouds. It is set on a stone base with a brick gallery and a wooden pergola entwined with greenery.

Viva La Ecology!

Three orange-and-white pedicabs with drivers and passengers are riding along a paved road. In the background are dense green trees and a green tourist tram with a yellow roof. 

But really, it's unclear why one would take pictures of famous places, if you can just do this and why talk about them, if you can just do this.